THE LONG CAMPAIGN

CHOOSE YOUR ELECTION

HOW TO PLAY

The Integrity Pledge: Rule one: every voter votes. We just make sure they get a snag and a smile on the way in. We don't fight people — we persuade operatives. With sausages.

THE SETUP. Election day! Angry party-machine mobs — placards, matching shirts, zero chill — march on the polling booth to capture it with spin. Every mob that reaches the door costs Booth Integrity; at zero, the booth falls. Hold all 20 waves and the seat is yours.

① STALLS (your defences). Drag a card from the roster onto the grass — anywhere, but stalls can't overlap each other, the path, or the booth (teal ring = good, red = blocked). Drag a built stall to move it (2s pack-up). Tap a stall to upgrade (3 levels, visibly grander) or sell. At level 3, choose a specialisation — two paths per stall.

② THE THREE CURRENCIES. D$ (Disclosures): per-run cash from persuaded mobs — builds and upgrades stalls. ❖ TRUST: permanent. Earned by winning campaigns, converting mobs and handing out HTVs — it unlocks new stall types between runs. ♥ VOLUNTEER CRED: per-run. Earned from held waves, HTVs and bosses; spend it on the glowing footpath posts to station HTV volunteers (3♥) or upgrade them (5♥).

③ HOW UNLOCKS WORK. You start with the Sausage and Flyer stalls. The other six show a padlock and a ❖ price in the roster — tap a locked card to spend Trust and unlock it forever. New maps unlock by winning the previous one (any difficulty). The Eternal Campaign (endless) unlocks per map once you've won it. Harder difficulties pay more Trust; medals (★ to QUOTA!) record your best.

④ THE FOOTPATH. Ordinary voters stroll the grey footpath during waves — they are never targets. Volunteers you station hand them How-to-Vote cards (+D$, +Trust progress). Converted mobs join the footpath too: teal shirt, gold cap, AD-logo placard, straight in to vote.

⑤ MOBS & BOSSES. Watch for Tinfoil Tims (tomato-lobbers — wipe splats with a tap), earmuffed mobs (immune to noisy stalls), bubble-wrapped ones (pop with a Beacon), and convoy types. Every few waves a boss arrives — bosses never convert: drain their spin and they flee, or the Integrity Commission van escorts them off. Nobody is ever harmed.

⑥ CONTROLS. Desktop: drag from the left roster, number keys 1–8 arm stalls, U upgrades / X sells the selected stall, space toggles speed, Esc pauses. Tap a glowing ♥ post on the footpath to station a volunteer. The A button toggles auto-play. Mobile: drag from the bottom deck, tap to inspect. Settings has reduced motion, 2D mode and a loader for your own music.

\u2466 VOLUNTEERS & THE CORPS. The grey footpath has glowing \u2665 posts. Tap one to station a named volunteer for 3\u2665, or tap a stationed one to upgrade (5\u2665, to level 3 \u2014 trestle, flyers, a corflute) or recall. Each volunteer has a hidden affinity (commuters, parents, tradies, students, retirees) that lifts their how-to-vote success on matching voters \u2014 their blurb hints it. New volunteers join as waves pass; the rival Machine sometimes claims an empty post for a while.

\u2467 SPECIALISATIONS. At level 3 each stall picks one of two permanent paths (offence \u2191, support \u2193) or a unique capstone \u2014 each with a tier-1 buff and a tier-2 signature effect (burn, slow, income, reach). Plan a path early; it can\u2019t be changed without selling.

\u2468 STRATEGY TIPS. Cover both corners of the path; pair a slow Beacon with damage stalls; keep a Marquee for steady D$; hand out HTVs to passing voters for bonus cash and Trust; spend Trust between runs to widen your roster; and remember you can drag a built stall to reposition it (it packs up for ~2s).

\u2469 MOBILE. Play in landscape. Drag a stall from the left rail onto the grass (tap it first to read its stats). Tap the + bottom-right to zoom in once; with two fingers, drag to pan the board. Tap a placed stall for its upgrade sheet; tap a \u2665 post for volunteers.

SETTINGS

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CREDITS

AUSDEM INTEGRITY DEFENCE
An Australian Democrats production.
Keeping the bastards honest since 1977.

A satirical game. All characters are fictional archetypes, not real people — any resemblance to actual politicians, living or politically reincarnated, is coincidental. No voters were harmed in the making of this game: everyone here still gets to vote. Authorised satire, fully disclosed.

Authorised by A. Castrique, Australian Democrats, 15 Bassett Street, NAIRNE, SA, 5252.
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